Hey, you. Yeah, you. Mom in the ceral aisle yelling at your brat to shut up. Mom in the restaurant watching your kids squirm in the floor and fling food while you talk on your phone. MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS MOMS THAT ONLY SCREAM. Now dont get me wrong, I yell at my little shitheads too. But not 47 times in a row. My kids get the 1-2-3. I say it once, yell it once, and then you feel it once. Bing bang boom. These moms that stand in stores..."sit down.sotdown.sitdownssitiidiwnwin....SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" Hey, heres an idea. Say it once. Then lean down close to their level and calmly say..."I asked you to plase sit down. You dont want to be the reason we leave." DO it three or four times and then back it up. Take em outside, swat their asses. NOW DONT TAKE THIS WRONG. I dont beat my kids. I dont have to. Mommy is all powerful. All fearing. Nobody fucks with mom. If mama aint happy, aint nobody happy. My boys were raised with respect, knowledge, and a swift backhand. They clean thier rooms, rinse their dishes....etc. I cannot stand these women that only yell because the children are only learning one thing. "Yelling is what to do when I want something" and then guess what happens? The kids yell and the moms yell back. Its okay, lazy mom. Givie it ten to twelve years. Dont call me when you need to bail for your child in lockup. Ill laugh when he smarts off to a cop. THis is your fault. I told you so.
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Can I yell at you like you yell at them?
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