I owe this one...but ive been pissed about a few subjects for awhile, so this is well needed. First off, ladies...quit acting like you own men. You dont. Yeah, their hairy and dumb and sometimes act like dumbasses. But you know why they do this right? I mean...your a little aware right? Here let me tell you a secret...lean close...no, closer...okay, ready? MEN ARE MEN. They are so simple. They dont need alot to be happy. Quit acting like its an act of fucking congress to keep a relationship. I know so many women that BITCH and complain about everything. AND I am talking about GOOD relationships. Not bad ones. BUt ones where the man provides, loves and cares for his family. I have friends that are like this. (EX FRIENDS lets say) Look. Shut up, wash the dishes, and just be there for him. It doesnt take much. Feed him, wash his clothes, toss him in the sack. NEXT- DO NOT GET IN A RELATIONSHIP AND JUST QUIT. SO many women snag a man, and then just give the fuck up. "He doesnt find me attractive anymore.." Well, DUH BITCH. YOu gained thirty pounds and stopped wearing makeup. Remember when he picked you up for a date and you had to look your very best? Yeah, do you remember the day you quit? Im sure he does. Keep making lovey eyes at him, buy lingerie. Beef him up. Tell him how sexy he looks covered in transmission fluid. Lie. He wont know.
LAST THING.
I do not ever want to hear a fucking thing come out of a womans mouth about HORRIBLE sex with her significant other. Thats your fault, im sorry. Unless his dick doesnt work anymore...you are to blame. I know people that say..."well, we been doing it for 10 years and its the same shit over and over."Uhh....CHANGE IT THEN. Ive been with people a year and had sex 34304580395 different ways. Be imaginative, creative. Women get on my nerves and its crazy that we bitch about everything. Life is short. MAKE IT WORK.
This, my good fans, is why I am not a lesbian.
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