Put that in your pipe and smoke it

I knew it would come to this. I knew all of my shenanigans would inevitably lead to a pot discussion.  This is one issue I can totally come to terms with because i DO feel so strongly about it. I used to smoke marijuana. ALOT. I mean, I had more pot in me than I had Marlboros. Ive smoked out of anything you could possibly get to light. Ive done it. So this issue really does stand out to me. But, even though I may have been a stoner once in my life. I am kinda sideways on the fence about the legalize it or dont debate. First off, for ALLLLLLLLL of you that are like "OH GOD ITS THE DEVIL" do me a favor. Go google pot-related deaths. How many people overdosed? Hmmmm.....NONE. Ya know what happens when you smoke pot? Twinkies happen. Hot wings and skittles happen. I once ate an entire box of Capn Crunch. DRY. But before you get all worked up about pot making you fat....realize this. The internet is the leading cause of obesity. Honestly. It used to be television. But nobody watches that shit anymore. Pot also makes you sleepy. I have never died or been injured from taking a fantastic nap. The next big debate in the marijuana factor is when all you dumbfucks call it a "GATEWAY DRUG". You know what pot leads to?The refrigerator. I seriously think that all of these hypocrites that bitch and moan about pot need to sit down and pass a bowl between them. See if they disagree when the buzz kicks in. I have never smoked a joint and been like, "Totally OMG lets have some meth too!" Nobody does that shit. If it is so fucking bad for you, then why do they LEGALLY prescribed it to people? Go complain about something thats actually detrimental. Like cocaine or meth or heroin. If you gotta stir bleach in it its bad. Ya know the worst thing I ever put in my weed was an orange peel? Fruits good for you. Argue that shit. Now, Im not saying that we should let the government own it.  Seriously, think about it. Would you want a 5 dollar joint to cost you ten bucks plus tax? How hard is it to find pot. To quote Eminem "Marijuana is everywhere, where was you brought up?" (Yeah that made me look smart. Fuck you.)
Listen world....
Would you find it offensive if I was smoking my rosebushes? No.THEN WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK???
Its a plant. You know why its illegal? NOT because its dangerous.
BUT because the government knows that no matter what they do WE WILL FIND IT AND SMOKE IT.

Prostitution is dangerous. But people do it. Fuck, its even legal in some places.
Id rather have a buzz than herpes, anyday.

And you all know damn well, that no matter what they do...legalize it or dont....
we are gonna be mad.
Right now, we are all like "LEGALIZE IT"
And when/if they do...we are gonna go "ITS TO EXPENSIVE"

Why let the "man" take away what so many great hippies have sung songs about?

This is just my personal opinion. If I had been high when I wrote this...id probably be agreeing with all of you wanting it taxed. I mean, it sounds good. But the government will suck it dry just like they do everything else.

On that note, light up and take a toke for the pregnant lady.