A rant. Read it. It has the word "cheese" in it.

I firmly believe that we are ruining the words of our next generation. Remember when "rad" and "far out" were cool?We dont use those words anymore. Know why? We killed them. We used them to death. AND now its "epic","win", and "fail". Im really fucking sick of hearing people say that things are full of fail. That is not possible. Ill prove it. Go buy a kiddie pool, bring it home, and put all your fail in it. Dont know how? Its because you fucking cant. Do something productive. Fill it with fucking cheese. Buy 2 tons of crackers. Have a huge party. Fill it with jell-o. Hold a bikini death match. Fail is not a noun. You cant eat it, squeeze it, or throw it. And "epic" is also used in the dumbest ways. "I went to to the mall and bought an epic shirt." No, you bought a normal shirt. It is only epic if it is covered in unicorn blood and signed by Jesus. Good god, we are dumbing our kids down. One day in the future, your child is going to use one of these sentences. They are going to sound like a sad, illiterate emo kid. DO me a favor. Slap them. In the mouth. Tell them T from MOWAB did it and they can thank me later.